Bush approves congressional payraise

Local boy grows beak and turns into bird

Bush expected to mount cross on white house


Bush will now only take orders from god

Ronnie "Coleman" McDonald Supports Local Fundraiser
Ronald McDonald participated in a local liftathon Saturday to help raise
money for Katrina relief.

Local middle school girl found bludgeoned to death.
Local middle school girl found bludgeoned to death. If you've seen this man
(below) call 1800tipfree.

Local teen sets new personal drinking record.

Weather Report
CT
There is a 100% of snow accumulation in Rosewell, Atlanta, and Gainesville through Friday, but a 0% chance of snow in Alpharetta. Schools will not be closed Friday.

Baby's (Brian Gebhart) Deformity Used For Laughter By Millions
BB/CT

Last remaining picture of Terri Schiavo before accident
BB/CT

DCS site
Topic: DCS
KK (THE DDM) told me I had to make a separate DCS site, so here it is thetm1.tripod.com/DCS

Local Alpharetta Teen Veers Off Road After Attempting To Steal A Beer Truck
BB

Contact
If u want to conact me with DCS, B-ball, and artical, or any other information to post, my e-mail is (my first name)@(my last name)designs.com
() are for the purpose of anonimity

Check out the new b-ball site
Topic: basketball
thetm1.tripod.com/bball

Teen Refuses To Take Off Hood During Viewing of Donnie Darko
-BB
Josh Smith, a local teen, refused to remove his hood during one of his viewings of the cult classic, Donnie Darko. "It enhances the experience," said local teen Josh Smith, still wearing his black Thursday hoodie over his head. He went on "I feel as though I am Donnie and I could be the chosen one to save the universe!" We just think hes a douche bag.

DCS regulations, rankings
Topic: DCS
DCS System Document
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- KK

I. DCS Committee / The Committee Poll (alphabetical order)
1. BB
2. BS
3. KK
4. BT
5. BJ
6. KM
7. BG
8. CT
9. HS
II. DCS System
The DCS (Douche Championship Series) was founded on Tuesday, December
06, 2005, in Mrs. Tubiak's room.
Seven of the nine board members met to discuss the preseason rankings for
the DCS. The top ten were selected,
and first place votes were gathered.
The DCS's goal is to help realize those who obtain the personality trait
of "doucheness." No personal harm or hard feelings
are intended by this system. The system was invented solely for the
humor of the nine board members. Also, the system was invented
to make those who act in a douchey manner realize their faults as a
douche.
The DCS is a basic computer ranking system. Categories are, or will be
rather, permanently selected for the 2006 season. These categories
are divided into things a person could do to obtain douchiness. For
example, popping the collar on a polo receives +1 points. At the end of a
week,
points are added, then divided by the number of acts a douche commits. A
simple arithmetic mean system.
The Committee Poll (CP) is a secondary poll which has influence on the
DCS. In general, the system is broken into two, equally powerful polls.
The CP Poll is there for the sole reason of averaging in first place
votes. The numerical value of points for first place votes has not yet been
determined.
The DCS System is made up of a few laws of which the committee must
follow.
III. DCS Law
1. A 6/9 must be gathered in order to select a ranking for a douche.
2. Douche-Things are permanent unless overrided by a 6/9 committee
vote. Meaning, one the season begins,
no new Douche-Things can be added or subtracted from the system. We
would then be forced to reaverage.
3. Anyone receiving a first place vote MUST be in the top ten of the CP
Poll.
4. By contract, no one is to reveal the DCS process and operation
methods. If someone were to do so, they would just be considered a
cumgurper.
NOTE: More laws will be founded in the next committee conference.
IV. The Committee Poll - Preseason Rankings
1. Josh Sangster (5)
2. Clayton West (2)
3. Blair "Porkchops"
4. Robert "Bobert" Meyer (1)
5. Shane Dack
6. Branden
7. Ryan Schrantz
8. Branden Cecari (1)
9. Beau Burry
10. Christian Fredericks (1)
11. Sean "Phoenix" Riley
NOTE: Other 14 are pending.
V. DCS Rankings - Preseason Rankings
Season is not in session. No values can be averaged.

*All of the above article was written by KK except KK had 10 members, and CT changed it to 9, becuase he felt that the tenth member had too many douchey characteristics to deal with before he could judge other douches.

Posted by thetm1 at 10:34 PM EST

Updated: Wednesday, 7 December 2005 7:47 PM EST

Share This Post

Post Comment | Permalink

Today's News
Topic: world
Boy in Kentucky dies in kite-flying accident. Eleven year old Danny died Friday when a kite strangled him. All the nation can do is pray for his parents. In other news, 17,000 die in Iranian earthquake

Debater feels awkward with football players
Topic: local
On Saturday, a local boy was forced into a two hour awkward social affair. The debater is good friends was one of the football players who invited him to come over to his house. The debater was reluctant to accept his invitation to hang out on the weekend, but did.
By the end of the ordeal the debater still had not left his seat, and had not talked to one of the other football players. The day mostly consisted of trying not to be noticed, eating out of the same chip bag, and sweating profusly.

Local Spoiled White Boy has ADD

TEST
Topic: the test
this is a test